THE PRIEST, THE MINISTER, & THE RABBI

I'm not very good at telling jokes, but this is something I heard many years ago.

One evening, in an old Irish pub, three 'men of the cloth' happened to meet - a Catholic Priest, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister.

After a couple of drinks their conversation turned to the question of what they each did with their respective weekly church / synagogue monetary collections.

The Priest said that all the money collected was sent to the local Cardinal's office to be used for general administration expenses, and the remainder for God's use.

The Protestant Minister then told his story, explaining that after counting the money, he deducted a set amount to cover his own private, and his church's expenses, and then the remainder was dispatched to the Bishop for God's exclusive use.

"And what about you?" they both inquired of the Rabbi.

"Well," said the Rabbi, "I always give every penny to God, and let Him decide how the money should be split up."

"How does that work?" they asked him inquisitively.

The Rabbi proudly replied, "I simply throw all the money high up into the air, towards Heaven, and
what God needs, he keeps, and what comes back down is for me!"

PLU

I laughed and when I read it to my husband he went , that sounds like me. Hopefully he was kidding.

I heard a variation of that on the movie, Short Circuit.

Funny then, funny now.