Nachos cheese

Three poor street urchins were hungry and contemplating stealing their lunch from the local quik mart. THey agreed to hit it
together, and meet in the park afterward.

The three sat in the park later, each with a chunk of cheese stolen from the store.

'My cheese is cheddar' said one, 'sez so here on the lable.'
'My cheese is swiss,' said another,'tell by the holes.'
'My cheese is nachos,' said the third, 'when I wuz runnin away, the guy came out yellin, "Hay! Dat's nach-yos!!"'

DC .. that was cute realy....