A hospital chaplin joke...

by DarkChylde on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:08 pm

Okay, here is a hospital chaplain joke:

A chaplain stops by to speak with the last patient on the floor. It was chaos at this house that morning, he hadn't gotten any breakfast, and he was quite hungry. Sitting in a crystal dish on the lady's table was a bowl of unsalted peanuts. After he introduced himself, and she began to tell him of her children, his eyes kept wandering over to the dish of peanuts. She was rambling on about her son, and when there came a break he politely asked if he could have one. She smiled, and he took one. Then she rambled on about her son's wife, and he helped himself to another one. As she talked he nibbled, and soon the dish was empty.
"Oh, I am so sorry, I have eaten all your peanuts," said apologetically.

"Dat's all wight,' she said, showing her toothless gums. "I awheady sucked the chocolate off."